Is OBAMA an ALIEN?

 

Is OBAMA an ALIEN?

I know this idea sounds crazy, but let’s look at the evidence and you decide.

The inconvenient truths are these:

His head is large and his body is small.  This tends to conform to our knowledge of aliens.

He never gets angry.  This is not human.

He uses a vocabulary most humans never use and many don’t understand.

His true place of birth is in dispute.  Not only that, but consider his story.  A Hawaiian president of the USA doesn’t sound logical.

According to many Obama was either born in Kenya, Indonesia or in a manger?  As a patriotic American, none of this sounds human to me.  

He has an “out of this world” left handed jump shot that gave him away to all true round ballers immediately.  No human would ever shoot that shot.

He likes his enemies the Republicans and wants to be their friend, not human.

He doesn’t hate anyone.  All real humans hate someone.

His name closely corresponds to the name of the Emperor of the planet Matrix, two solar systems to our left.  This accounts for his leftward political leanings.  The Emperor Obamaski was reported to be a smallish man with a large head, who smiled a lot.

Obama was teleported to earth and placed by those on Matrix in a protected island setting, Hawaii, surrounded by thousands of miles of water to allow him to acquaint himself with human behavior before facing the real world.

He is always smiling while others around him go crazy.  This differently is not human.

At times he appears to be enjoying a private joke no one else is aware of, this joke could be that he is in fact an alien.  He does this while refusing to engage in calling his political opponents nasty names.  This is not human.

He seems not to care when others, many others call him terrible names.  This is powerful evidence he is not a human being, but an alien.  All real humans get up-set when people call them terrible names.

He has a global view of the world and not just an American view.  Not human.

He seems to be a Christian, but doesn’t hate gays and Muslims.  Not human.

Obama doesn’t really seem to be either a Democrat or a Republican, not a liberal or a conservative.  This is un-American and certainly not human.

Finally, if in fact Obama is an alien it would explain the fact he can’t produce his “real” birth certificate.  If Donald Trump doubts the birth certificate it must be false.

I think we have exposed the real truth about President Obama.  I kind of like the fact he is an alien.  I really don’t like Democrats or Republicans or in fact most human politicians.

I hear they have universal healthcare on the planet Matrix.  I like that fact.  I guess if Obama admitted he was an alien, born on the planet Matrix, I would be more inclined to vote for him.  I just don’t like any of the human beings running against him.

What say you?  Am I right?

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